No wait, because she looks at the map that Steve was looking at and she IMMEDIATELY knows what he’s going to do and WHAT’S MORE she doesn’t run to him at say “You can’t Steve it’s too dangerous!” She runs to him and says “don’t be an idiot you can’t walk there LET ME HELP YOU STEAL A PLANE” and that is why Peggy is the best the end.
#no but her and steve getting into all kinds of trouble#what rogers? you’re about to do something highly dangerous?#here let me streamline the process#let’s fuck shit up together for the good of humanity#modern au peggy making a protest twice as large#crime au peggy taking him from small time grifts to robbing the mob#steve wants to be a drag racer and peggy’s like no#take my car it’ll be faster#i bet bucky doesn’t approve of this at all#omg bucky is the hermione of the group as far as shenanigans go#he stills goes along with them but mutters about them getting into trouble#and it’s dark out we’re going to get detention#detention steve!
perfect tags are pref
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
i didnt know the beatles could become so many words
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
the most unattractive quality to me in other people is constant belittling of what means a lot to others. being contrarian just to be contrarian. people who love to play devil’s advocate. a kind of smugness about everything. an air of being above everyone because you don’t care about anything deeply like the people you mock
i just think its really cute because on cybertron they dont say “i love you” they say
which translates to “your spark is of pure light that brightens life and casts a shadow on fears” and i think that’s beautiful
girls shouldn’t be waiting for romeo they should be waiting for steve rogers
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!
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can’t there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble