#otp; give me the fucking fruit #otp; yes sweetheart #most powerful being on the planet #he CANT CATCH THE PAPER #HE FLINCHES when he thinks she’s going to go for the paper again this ridiculous fuck #i like to think a lot #about the fact that he deliberately went out #and found her miss mystic application #i like to think how long he had it #if it was a last minute shopper kind of of deal after she ordered him not to buy her another trillion dollar dress or a corsage or whatever #so he was like fuck shit damn whatevers i’ll think of something else to charm a smile from her pink champagne lips #OR WAS IT LIKE #ALL THE WAY BACK IN 3.14 #WHEN SHE TOLD HIM I HAPPEN TO BE MISS MYSTIC FALLS AND HE WAS ALL I K N O W #was it all the way back then like after 3.11 he realizes he’s got a crush so number one give her a diamond bracelet okay check #got that one done before she even woke up the next morning good one niklaus you are on t o p of this #so he googles and there she is #miss mystic in her lovely green dress all that genuine beauty she’s always had right at her fingertips shining through her beaming face #and maybe there was a trip to idk the city council building or wherever the miss mystic falls committee keeps its set up #and maybe he had to compel more people than he thought to get access to that bloody filing cabinet #but look at that confident use of w h e n oh this girl is ravishing #EITHER OF THESE SITUATIONS #I FEEL #COULD VERY LIKELY BE CANON #are very likely canon like it’s 50/50 either way lbr in the end everyone wins
um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??
i want to force like 75% of male nerddom to watch this conversation
i went to a url to see if it was taken and the last post on it was
that’s a really long marathon
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
ok. ”it had too much singing in it” is not an adequate criticism of a musical. did u go in expecting something different?? wow lots of music in that musical. wish they’d warn us about that. maybe they should rename it. these singing spectacles needs to be referred to something that would indicate their musical nature.
like who are you. where did you even come from. go back to mars
This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels
The musical equivalent of red lipstick.
FACT OF THE DAY: it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township
*Chokes on a d
elicious slice of pie*
Sam would be concerned that Cas’ voice was going. Cas would shrug and explain: “It’s no problem, Sam, I just accidentally choked on Dean’s d-“
Where Dean would promptly kick him under the table and cough loudly.
"-eeeelicious slice of pie."
…. I CAN SEE THIS YES.
and now a song dedicated to my past self called why the fuck did you do that you dumb piece of shit
officially the most attractive picture of benedict cumberbatch I have ever been witness to